[Mod-announce] New Carnal adventures for the lusty argonian maid for Oblivion has been listed on elricm.com

[Elric Melnibone and the Elder Scrolls Web Portal]

The download: 'New Carnal adventures for the lusty
argonian maid'
in category Oblivion/Books
by Earendur Surion/Amelorn has been listed on
elricm.com.

The page link for this individual mod/file is: 

http://www.elricm.com/mods.php?mod=3225 

Mod Descripton: 

This mod adds 2 new stories/excerpts to the Lusty
Argonian maid book.  I decided to write them like
Mel Brooks History of the World Part I.  IE, the
main character from History of the World part I
(played by mel brooks) was in every scene across
time. The Lusty Argonian Maid now takes part in
her carnal adventures with Tiber Septim, the
original Crantius Colto, and Belisarius, father of
the nevaverine, at different times in the history
of Tamriel.

Select excerpts: 
Lifts-Her-Tail:  Your Majesty, my deepest, deepest
regrets.

Septim: Oh, nevermind dear cherib.  (He hastily
throws an evening robe on.)  [A pause] Perhaps oh
Flower, you may lend aid to the Empire.

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Narrator: An Old man, lonely and tired, sits by
the warm fire, sipping on a quart of good ale. 
His name was Belisarius.  His thoughts wander back
to the days of prime, and to him, nothing passes
faster than time.  He remembers warring with the
great houses of Morrowind and of fighting the
occasional Nord incursion.  If only he had a child
to carry on his legacy.